ALIENS SAYZ 2 NO DELETE THIZ JOURNAL IJ. >'(((((((

a lot of you might wonder what i am doing awake at 4 on a monday night. for those weirdos among you who sleep at night, you'd call it 4 am tuesday morning. some of you might think i'm watching porn but as often as that is true no.....

( i'm practicing my ninja moves )

great time @ the party guys.... next time we need erotic dancers. and by erotic i mean exotic. and by exotic i mean this

So I heard that these things are connected on a student-wide server...is it really true the teachers aren't secretly monitoring these things? The paranoid would probably say that you never really get away from watchful eyes. Maybe we should start putting filters on these so that the teachers can't see them if they try. Or at least me, since I have a dirty mouth and a dirtier mind.

Internet blogging...totally not my thing. Internet porn, that's a different story. years of my life have been sucked away by pornography. Listen to your parents, children, it's really an evil, evil, evil addiction that can ruin your life. Unlike television and video games and driving an hour every day to get to work. Not even alcohol is as bad as pornography.

I'm Asher Goldstein, a junior. I live in the boys' dorm with Alastair. Our room is the one where the loud explosions or loud moans are coming from, take your pick. That is, explosions from my miniature LHC and moans due to my falling on my ass because of all the shit I have junked up all over the floor. Come on guys get your heads out of the gutter! We're just a couple of wholesome American boys.

Now I'm going to get back to my movie.... "Look you stupid bastard, you've got no arms left!" Name what I'm watching.